The runaway success of Stuff White People Like and the popular shit-people-say YouTube videos prove one thing: people love to read about and laugh at themselves. Modeled after popular bird spotters' guides, Straight People is an affectionate and humorous guide to the varied species and subspecies of the sexual majority: the heterosexual. In this hilarious and easy-to-use field guide, actor and author Jeffery Self compiles everything you've ever wanted to know about heteros including their nesting behaviour, feeding and mating habits, migration patterns, key identification features, and more. Complemented with fun two-colour illustrations, interactive charts, graphs, and quizzes throughout, Straight People is sure entertain readers for all walks of life.